Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule2010

Dr. Steve Brule:
What if you were sick of Gourd, and you wanted to really [bleep] some sh*t up? My guest is wizard. Hi.

Wizard:
Hello, doctor.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Tell me about how to cast a spell on somebody.

Wizard:
Well, you don't cast a spell one somebody so much as you --

Dr. Steve Brule:
Do you love Satan?

Wizard:
No.

Dr. Steve Brule:
If you don't worship Jingus, you have to worship Satan.

Wizard:
Hmm. Well...

Dr. Steve Brule:
Yes, you do.

Wizard:
I don't think so.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Yes, you do.

Wizard:
There's so many other Gods and Goddesses --

Dr. Steve Brule:
Yeah, huh.

Wizard:
...in all of the myths of the world.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Please?

Wizard:
Nope. Sorry.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Say you love Satan.

Wizard:
No, I don't love Satan.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Sometimes, you're a little devil, aren't you?

Wizard:
Well, I perhaps I might be, but my --

Dr. Steve Brule:
I went to a hip-hop club with Ron Don Volante and all his friends. They made me make sex.

Wizard:
I don't know what to say.

Dr. Steve Brule:
They gave me a lot of pills and things to smoke and drink. I put my mouth on a black dingus. Want to smell my finger?

Wizard:
I think I'll pass.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[sniffs his finger] Smells like my rear.

Wizard:
Yeah, I'm not surprised.

Dr. Steve Brule:
I wouldn't mind smelling your finger.

Wizard:
[laughs] Right.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Give me a sniff.

Wizard:
Oh, sure. There you go.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[laughs]

Wizard:
It probably smells like fried chicken.