Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule2010

Dr. Steve Brule:
Hey, old wizard, let's do a spell. Let's check it out.

[Wizard does a spell on Dr. Brule]

Wizard:
Hocus-pocus dominocus. Pt-choo!

Dr. Steve Brule:
Wizard got in my brain.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[narrating] So, wizard put a spell on me, and I started to feel really bad about all the things I did at Ron Don's Playpen. Better go see the big man upstairs and have a little talk.

[transitions to the next scene where Dr. Brule meets God]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Thanks for taking the time to see me, old timer. Pretty neat, being up by these pearly gates.

God:
Muh.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[narrating] I told Gourd all the bad things that I did in Ron Don's Playpen. I chewed on prills, put powder in my nose, sucked on a black dingus till milk came out.

God:
Muh, muh, muh.

Dr. Steve Brule:
[narrating] He said, "Don't worry about it, Steven. Just take it easy, cheesy. You're just a perfect little flower". [smooches]

Dr. Steve Brule:
Great news. [smooches God]

Dr. Steve Brule:
[narrating] Then Gourd gave me a massage with his big hands.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Thanks, Gourd. You're a good old man.

God:
Huh, yah, yah, yah. Huh, muh, muh, muh.

[Dr. Brule comes back to the real world]

Wizard:
And there you are. Pretty good trick, eh?

Dr. Steve Brule:
I went to hell.

Wizard:
You know, Winston Churchill said about that. "If you're going through hell, keep going".

Dr. Steve Brule:
You know what the devil said about hell?

Wizard:
Welcome to hell. Who gives a sh*t? For you hell. [pulls up a middle finger to the viewers]