Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule2010

Dr. Steve Brule:
Did you ever wonder wh-- If you were watching horseys run, who are the little clowns that ride on them, make 'em go fast? My next guest is one of them. He's a little boy named "Jockey". Hi, Jockey.

Jockey:
Hello.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Tell us about this horse that you rode for the race. Is she a real winner?

Jockey:
Yes. He has a big heart. He runs.

Dr. Steve Brule:
How do you stay on that dang thing? It's running 'round like lightning.

Jockey:
Well, we squat like this, and you just go along with it in the rhythm, and as you come into the finish, it's like you and the horse become one.

Dr. Steve Brule:
What if they're just a real bum horse and they can't even win one race? Then you just cut 'em up and eat 'em, right?

Jockey:
No.

Dr. Steve Brule:
You could have a big horse feast with a whole horse like that. That's probably 400 cans.

Jockey:
I don't eat horse.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Don't knock it till you try it, Jockey. I wish I could ride the horse, be Jockey, and ride around in a circle and win the big race. All the girls would give me a kiss, and then I'd chuck that horse into the stew pot.

Dr. Steve Brule:
Come on, boy. Just hop on, and I'll show you how I ride like a horse -- Like a buckin' bronco.

[Dr. Brule imitates horse noises again while squatting]

Jockey:
I don't want to talk to you no more.