Starsky and Hutch2004

Starsky:
Wrong answer, Big Earl.

Bartender:
Big Earl? I'm not Big Earl, I'm Jeff.

Hutch:
Yeah, sure, no-one's who they say they are.

Bartender:
Seriously. Think about it, I'm not even big.

Hutch:
Yeah, he's got a point.

Starsky:
Maybe it's one of those ironic names like Tiny over in vice. He's like eight feet tall and everyone calls him Tiny.

Hutch:
Except this guy's kind of normal size, he'd have to be a lot smaller for a name like Big Earl to be ironic.

Starsky:
You don't have to be a midget, how tall are you?

Bartender:
I don't know, 5'9"?

Starsky:
Well that is kind of...

Hutch:
It's borderline, it's average.