Step Brothers

Step Brothers2008

Director: Adam McKay
Stars: Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Richard Jenkins, Mary Steenburgen, Ian Roberts
Genre: Comedy
Rating: Unrated
Runtime: 203 minutes

Step Brothers is a 2008 comedy film directed by Adam McKay, produced by Judd Apatow and starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. more »



Dale:
(To Brennan, believing he touched his drum set) Hey, man. Did you touch my drum set?

Brennan:
Nope.

Dale:
It's just weird 'cause...it seems like someone definitely touched my drum set.

Brennan:
Yeah, that is weird, 'cause I didn't touch em'.

Dale:
(Throws Brennan's feet off the couch) Hey! (Angrily) Did you touch my drum set?!

Brennan:
Hey, knock it off!

Dale:
I know you touched my drum STICK. 'Cause the left one has a chip in it!

Brennan:
Are you f***ing crazy, man? You sound insane. Do you realize that? You should be medicated.

Dale:
F*** you, Brennan! I know you touched my drum set, and I wanna hear that dirty little mouth admit it!

Brennan:
You get out of my face, or I'm gonna roundhouse your ass!

Dale:
You swear on your mom's life you didn't touch it then?!

Brennan:
I don't have to swear to sh*t!

Dale:
That's 'cause you f***ing touched my drum set, 'cause I KNOW, Cops doesn't start till 4:00!

Brennan:
(Begins to leave the living room)

Dale:
Where you going?

Brennan:
I'm going upstairs. Cause I'm gonna put my nutsack on your drum set! Okay!? (He walks upstairs)

Dale:
Don't you do that! I am WARNING you right now! If you touch my drums, I will stab you, IN THE NECK, WITH A KNIFE!

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5 Comments
  • damianp.02278
    nah bro im in class
    LikeReply 42 years ago
  • AbbieBentley
    AbbieBentley
    one of the favorite comedies in the list of the best for 00-10 years of the 21st century
    LikeReply2 years ago
  • kylie_c
    this scene is so funny
    LikeReply 32 years ago
  • skye_s
    man this was the best scene in movie history!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    LikeReply 33 years ago
  • Lowell Ellis
    Lowell Ellis
    I'm surprised I didnt see any "you here from tiktok?"
    LikeReply 114 years ago
    • Lucas Gorelick
      Lucas Gorelick
      same
      LikeReply 24 years ago
    • Foster Scott
      Foster Scott
      you here from tiktok?
      LikeReply 94 years ago

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