Step Brothers2008

Brennan:
The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria. I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking sangria!

Dale:
Nachos and Lemonheads...

Both:
...on my dad's boat!

Dale:
You won't go down, 'cause my dick can float!

Brennan:
We sail around the world, and go port to port. Every time I "cum" I produce a quart.

Nancy:
That is offensive, Brennan, Dale.

Brennan:
Deadliest Catch without the crabs, we're almost out of gas...

Both:
Call the Arabs!

Dale:
Pull up the anchor, 'cause we're leaving dry land! Get below deck...

Both:
...with a dick in your hand!

Background voice:
Boats and hoes, boats and hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...