Step Brothers

Step Brothers2008

Director: Adam McKay
Stars: Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Richard Jenkins, Mary Steenburgen, Ian Roberts
Genre: Comedy
Rating: Unrated
Runtime: 203 minutes

Step Brothers is a 2008 comedy film directed by Adam McKay, produced by Judd Apatow and starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. more »



Dale:
The only reason you're living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime.

Brennan:
Who's the retard?

Dale:
You.

Brennan:
(Loudly) Hey ya'll don't say that!

Dale:
Shut up! You'll wake up my dad and get me grounded.

Brennan:
(Softly) Just shut up.

Dale:
You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learn-ed doctors.

Brennan:
You're not a doctor... You're a big, fat, curly-headed f***.

Dale:
(Turns towards Brennan) Oh, yeah?

Brennan:
(Turns towards Dale) Yeah.

Dale:
I'm a curly-headed f***?

Brennan:
Yeah. You better not go to sleep. As soon as your eyes shut, I'm gonna punch you square in the face.

Dale:
I hope you stay still when you sleep... because I'm putting a rat trap between your legs.

Brennan:
I'm gonna take a pillow case... and fill it... full of bars of soap, and beat the sh*t out of you. (Dale turns away from Brennan)

Dale:
I want you out of my f***ing house.

Brennan:
No way, Kemosabe. This is my house now.

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