Surf II

     

Surf II1984

Genre: Comedy, Music
Surf II is a 1984 comedy film about a deranged mad scientist plotting to rid the beaches of his greatest enemies - surfers - by distributing a chemical cola that turns its drinkers into garbage-eating zombies. more »


[At the morgue]

Chief Boyardie:
This won't be easy, but you boys know all the surfers in this area and I need identification. [lifts up sheet revealing corpse] Well, there it is.

Bob:
What is it?

Chief Boyardie:
Surfers. Two, maybe three. What's left of them.

Chuck:
What happened?

Chief Boyardie:
We're not sure. One thing's certain, it wasn't suicide.

Chuck:
How do you know?

Chief Boyardie:
There's no motive. Besides, it's impossible to cut off your own arms and legs...and head.

Coroner:
Haven't seen a mess like this since the days of the early Cuisinarts.

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