Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby2006

Ricky Bobby:
How was school today, boys?

Walker Bobby:
I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge. [Chip is startled]

Ricky Bobby:
Sounds like a good day. How 'bout you, TR?

Texas Ranger Bobby:
Well, the teacher asked me what was the capitol of North Carolina. I said Washington D.C.

Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Bingo!

Ricky Bobby:
Nice.

Texas Ranger Bobby:
And she said 'No, you're wrong.' I said 'You got a lumpy butt!' She got mad at me and yelled at me, and I pissed in my pants. And I never did change my pee pants all day, I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee pants.

Cal Naughton, Jr.:
I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There's no shame in that.