Tropic Thunder2008

[Cody and Tayback are tied to a post in the Flaming Dragon compound]

Cody:
Dude, dude, what the hell is going on here? Where are we?

Four-Leaf Tayback:
I have no idea, I've never been outside the States.

Cody:
Wait what?! Are you f***ing kidding me?! Did you make this whole goddamn thing up?! Dude you weren't even in the f***ing service?!

Tayback:
Yes! Of course! Coast Guard!

Cody:
Coast Guard.

Tayback:
Sanitation Department.

Cody:
Oh my God! You're a f***ing garbage man! Dammit! F.L. Tayback lies to me and the whole goddamn U.S. of A.

Tayback:
I wrote the book as a tribute! I'm a patriot.

Cody:
Yeah, you're the Milli Vanilli of patriots okay? You lied about fighting in the Vietnam War. It's like - It's like punching the American flag in the face goddammit! God, to think I believed you!

Tayback:
Writers lie all the time!

Cody:
[a guard bursts in] Can I be tied to another post please?