Watchmen2009

The Comedian:
"Watchmen". That's the real joke.

Nite Owl II:
Look, Rorschach and I have made real headway on the gang problem by working together.

Ozymandias:
We can do so much more. We can save this world. [the Comedian scoffs. Ozymandias looks at him pointedly.] With the right leadership.

The Comedian:
Then that'd be you, right, Ozzy? I mean, I know you're the smartest man on the planet.

Ozymandias:
It doesn't take a genius to see the world has problems.

The Comedian:
Yeah, but it takes a room full of morons to think they're small enough for you to handle. You know, mankind's been trying to kill each other off since the beginning of time; now, we finally have the power to finish the job. Ain't nothing gonna matter once those nukes start flying; we'll all be dust. [sets light to a display of the United States.] And Ozymandias here will be the smartest man on the cinder.