The Waterboy1998

[during half-time at the Bourbon Bowl, the team is in the locker room lamenting their game options]

Coach Klein:
Anybody got an idea? [silence]

Derek Wallace:
Hey, remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake? [Everybody chuckles]

Lyle Robideaux:
Yeah, that was pretty funny. How 'bout the time Bobby tackled the guy from Louisville, and threw him into the stands?[Everybody laughs]

Guy Grenouille:
Y'all remember the time he intercepted the ball and his pants fell off, and he ran for the touchdown bare ass? [Everybody laughs again]

Farmer Fran:
Remember the time Bobby Boucher... [begins to mumble, everyone stares at him]

Bobby Boucher:
[shows up in the locker room by surprise] Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl, do ya? [Everybody starts cheering and shouting]