Wedding Crashers

Wedding Crashers2005

Director: David Dobkin
Stars: Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Christopher Walken, Rachel Mcadams, Isla Fisher
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Rating: NR (Not Rated)
Runtime: 128 minutes

Wedding Crashers is a 2005 film starring Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn about John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air. more »



Janice:
Why do you need this?

Jeremy:
I sleep over at John's house every year for his birthday.

Janice:
Okay, that's not creepy.

Jeremy:
I guess it is a little creepy, when a young man, who happens to be an only child, loses both of his parents in a tragic accident one month before his birthday and then has his best friend make a vow that he will never spend his birthday alone. Yea, maybe that would fall under the category of creepy.

Janice:
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.

Jeremy:
That's okay.

Janice:
No, you're really sweet. I've got the perfect girl for you.

Jeremy:
Ahh, Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there you're wondering "Do I have food on my face? Am I eating? Am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I'm not really interested. Should I play like I'm interested? But I'm not that interested, but I think she might be interested. But do I want to be interested, but now she's not interested, so now all of a sudden I'm getting--I'm started to get interested." And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door 'cause then it's awkward? It's like, well, "Goodnight. Do you do like the ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close or just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all?" It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while your just really want to know are we going to get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions. And perhaps play a little game called just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels, or "Ouch, ouch, you're on my hair."

Janice:
Okay.

Jeremy:
Okay, could you, could you put that so he--he can't see it. Thank you. Hey, Janice, great talk.

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