Wedding Crashers2005

John:
Fondue set.

Claire:
Excuse me?

John:
The present you're holding is a sterling silver fondue set. John Ryan. (puts out hand to shake)

Claire:
Claire Cleary. Uh, so how do you know that?

John:
Well, I'm a psychic.

Claire:
You're psychic?

John:
I am.

Claire:
Really?

John:
Yes.

Claire:
What's that one.

John:
Knife set. German, very nice.

Claire:
Hmm. And that?

John:
Cotton linens, Egyptian.

Claire:
Ooh, what about that?

John:
Oh, I'll go all day. Place settings, candle sticks, crystal stemware, which they'll probably never use 'cause it's crystal stemware.

Claire:
Okay, how about that?

John:
This, uh, massage oils and a book on tantra probably from a wacky aunt.

Claire:
Let's check.

John:
Who's it from?

Claire:
Aunt Milly.

John:
Yes!

Claire:
Well, you--you have a gift.

John:
I know, unfortunately my powers only apply to useless consumer products.

Claire:
Well, you know if the police are missing a Belgium waffle maker, you could, um, give them a hand.