Wedding Crashers2005

Woman:
Shlomo? I thought you were renouncing all your possessions and moving to Nepal. Shlomo, don't you remember me?

John:
Oh my God, you didn't hear. I'm so sorry. Shlomo had a scuba diving accident. Yeah, he came up too fast, and the oxygen deprivation...poor guy, he doesn't remember anyone, even me, his own brother. I'm just some nice guy who helps him out.

Woman:
You poor thing!

John:
He actually can't hear anything either. It's part of the accident. So you're here for the Cleary's wedding?

Woman:
Oh, yes, yes, but I-I have to leave. I-I've got a flight to Madrid, but--

John:
Oh, you have to leave?

Woman:
Yes.

John:
Oh, okay.

Woman:
I could hang out for a few minutes.

[Jeremy begins to do hand gestures]

John:
Oh, actually, that won't be necessary. Shlomo would now like me to take him to the bathroom, and then get him some crab cakes. So, yeah, no, that's o--[Jeremy does it even more] Okay, okay! Okay, I'm gonna take you to get crab cakes first, then I'll take you to the bathroom.

Woman:
You know what? Here is my number. If there is anything I can do to help--

John:
Have a safe flight. Don't worry about us. We're gonna be fine. We're gonna make it.

[she leaves]

Jeremy:
Doctor. She looked good. I'm gonna give it a shot.

John:
How are you gonna call her? She thinks you're deaf.

Jeremy:
Everyone wants to be a part of a miracle. I turned a corner. She's a part of it. People helping people. It's powerful stuff.

John:
God, you're a sick man. You also may be a genius.