Withnail and I

Withnail and I1986

Director: Bruce Robinson
Stars: Richard E. Grant, Paul McGann, Richard Griffiths
Rating: Unrated
Runtime: 107 minutes

Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). The movie, which ta… more »



Danny:
Has he just been busted?

Marwood:
No.

Danny:
Then why's he wearing that old suit?

Withnail:
Old suit?! This suit was cut by Hawke's of Savile Row! Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your f***ing appendix doesn't mean anything!

Danny:
Don't get uptight with me, man. Because if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to.

Withnail:
I could take double anything you could!

Danny:
Very foolish words, man.

Marwood:
He's right, Withnail, look at him! His mechanism's gone, he's had more drugs than you've had hot dinners!

Withnail:
I'll not have this shag sack insulting me! let him get his drugs out!

Danny:
If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present! This doll is extremely dangerous; it has voodoo qualities. [takes pill out of doll] Trade: Pheno-dihydrochloride-benzorex. Street: The Embalmer!

Withnail:
Balls, I'll swallow it and run a mile!

Danny:
Cool your boots, man. This pill's valued at two quid.

Withnail:
Two quid? You're out of your mind!

Marwood:
That's sense, Withnail.

Withnail:
You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and f*** off while you're doing it!

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