Withnail and I

Withnail and I1986

Director: Bruce Robinson
Stars: Richard E. Grant, Paul McGann, Richard Griffiths
Rating: Unrated
Runtime: 107 minutes

Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). The movie, which ta… more »



Marwood:
Withnail, you bastard, wake up. Wake up, you bastard or I burn this bastard bed down!

Withnail:
(Stirring) I deny all accusations. What do you want?

Marwood:
I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering. And I've come in here with the express intention of wishing one on you! Having said that, I now intend to leave for London.

Withnail:
Hold on, don't let your imagination run away with you...

Marwood:
Imagination! I have just finished fighting a naked man! How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader?!

Withnail:
Tactical necessity. If I hadn't told him you were active we'd never have got the cottage.

Marwood:
I'd never have wanted it, not with him in it!

Withnail:
I didn't think he'd come all this way.

Marwood:
Monty? He'd go to New York!

Withnail:
Calculated risk.

Marwood:
What is all this "tactical necessity" and "calculated risk?!" This is me, naked in a corner! And how dare you tell him I love you?! And how dare you tell him you rejected me?! How dare you tell him that?!

Withnail:
(Wry smile) Sorry about that. Got a bit carried away. Sort of said it without thinking.

Marwood:
(Takes the shotgun) Well let me tell you something, Withnail. If he comes into my room again, it's murder, and you'll be held responsible in law!

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