Marwood: Withnail, you bastard, wake up. Wake up, you bastard or I burn this bastard bed down!Withnail: (Stirring) I deny all accusations. What do you want?Marwood: I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering. And I've come in here with the express intention of wishing one on you! Having said that, I now intend to leave for London.Withnail: Hold on, don't let your imagination run away with you...Marwood: Imagination! I have just finished fighting a naked man! How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader?!Withnail: Tactical necessity. If I hadn't told him you were active we'd never have got the cottage.Marwood: I'd never have wanted it, not with him in it!Withnail: I didn't think he'd come all this way.Marwood: Monty? He'd go to New York!Withnail: Calculated risk.Marwood: What is all this "tactical necessity" and "calculated risk?!" This is me, naked in a corner! And how dare you tell him I love you?! And how dare you tell him you rejected me?! How dare you tell him that?!Withnail: (Wry smile) Sorry about that. Got a bit carried away. Sort of said it without thinking.Marwood: (Takes the shotgun) Well let me tell you something, Withnail. If he comes into my room again, it's murder, and you'll be held responsible in law!
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