Wreck-It Ralph2012

Felix:
What do you have to say for yourself?! I don't want to hear it. I'm not talking to you.

Ralph:
Okay. Don't talk. That's fine but ya have to fix this go-kart for me, pronto.

Felix:
I don't have to do squat! Forgive my potty mouth. I'm just so... so cross with you! Do you have any idea what you've put me through?! I ran higgeldy-piggeldy all over creation looking for you! I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix! And then... I met the most dynamite gal. Oh. She gives me the honey glows somethin' awful. But... she rebuffed my affections. And then... I GOT THROWN IN JAIL!

Ralph:
Felix, pull yourself together!

Felix:
NO, Ralph! You don't know what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal! [turns away]

Ralph:
Yes, I do. That's every day of my life.

Felix:
It is?

Ralph:
Which is why I ran off and tried to be a good guy, but I'm not! I'm just a bad guy and I need your help. There's a little girl whose only hope is this kart. Please, Felix, fix it and I promise, I will never try to be good again.

[Felix smiles and pulls out his hammer]