You Don't Mess with the Zohan

     

You Don't Mess with the Zohan2008

Stars: Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Nick Swardson
Genre: Action, Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 113 minutes

You Don't Mess with the Zohan is a 2008 comedy film, starring Adam Sandler, written by Sandler, Judd Apatow and Robert Smigel, and directed by Dennis Dugan. more »


[Salim and his pals go to a medical store to get liquid nitroglycerin to kill Zohan.]

Clerk:
So, how can I help you gentlemen?

Salim:
[takes out paper from pocket and reads] We wants lee-khwa-heed kny-troha-gesawin!

Clerk:
I beg your pardon? [Salim repeats the words] Uh, I think I have some over here [places a box of Neosporin in front of them] There you go. This is the large container.

Salim:
This work?

Clerk:
Yes, it works fine.

Salim You use?

Oli Ballsack.

Clerk:
Yes, from time to time. Sure!

Salim:
[smiling at his friends and then whispering to the clerk] We take twelve!

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