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Columbus:
You know, Tallahassee and Columbus are, both uh...east.

Tallahassee:
So?

Columbus:
So, Tallahassee, you wanna stick together? At least - at least for a while?

Tallahassee:
Here's the deal, Columbus. Uh, I'm not easy to get along with, and I'm sensing you're a bit of a b*tch, so, uh, I'll get this relationship to about Texarkana.

Columbus:
Really? Yeah. You'll take me as far as Texarkana.

Tallahassee:
You're a pappy little spit f***, aren't you?

Columbus:
You might wanna buckle up, you know for safety.

Tallahassee:
I can tell already, you are gonna get on my nerve.