Chasing Amy1997

Banky Edwards:
Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following?

Holden:
Yeah.

Banky Edwards:
Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as f***, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?

Holden:
What is this supposed to prove?

Banky Edwards:
No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?

Holden:
The man-hating dyke.

Banky Edwards:
Good. Why?

Holden:
I don't know.

Banky Edwards:
Because the other three are figments of your f***ing imagination!