Clerks.1994

Randal Graves:
You know who I could do without? I could do without the people in the video store.

Dante Hicks:
Which ones?

Randal Graves:
All of them.

Bed Wetting Dad:
What would you get for a six-year-old who chronically wets his bed?

Video Confusion Customer:
So, do you have any new releases in?

Low I.Q. Video Customer:
Do you have that one with that guy who was in the movie that was out last year?

Randal Graves:
They never rent quality flicks. They always pick the most intellectually devoid movies on the rack.

Low I.Q. Video Customer:
OOOOH! NAVY SEALS!

Randal Graves:
It's like in order to join, they have to have an I.Q. that's less than their shoe size.

Dante Hicks:
You think you get stupid questions? You should hear the barrage of stupid questions I get.

Cold Coffee Lover:
What do mean there's no ice? You mean I gotta drink this coffee hot?

Candy Confusion Customer:
So how much is this thing anyway?

Hubcap Searching Customer:
Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback? Ooh, Mini-Trucker Magazine!