Clerks.1994

Dental School Video Customer:
Guy ain't here yet.

Randal Graves:
You're kidding? It's almost 11:30.

Dental School Video Customer:
I know. I've been here since eleven.

Randal Graves:
Man, I hate it when I can't rent videos!

Dental School Video Customer:
I would have gone to Big Choice, but the tape I want is right there on that wall.

Randal Graves:
Really, which one?

Dental School Video Customer:
Dental School.

Randal Graves:
You came for that one, too? That's the movie I came here for.

Dental School Video Customer:
I have first dibs.

Randal Graves:
Says who?

Dental School Video Customer:
Says me. I've been here for a half-hour. I'd call that first dibs.

Randal Graves:
It ain't going to happen, my friend. I'm getting that movie.

Dental School Video Customer:
Like hell you are.

Randal Graves:
I'll bet you 20 bucks you don't get to rent that tape.

Dental School Video Customer:
20 bucks?

Randal Graves:
20 bucks.

Dental School Video Customer:
All right, a**hole, you're on.