Almost Heroes1998

Jackson:
Sir, Higgins has a story.

Edwards:
Well, Higgins the floor is yours.

Higgins:
This particular event happened last summer on my uncle's farm in Virginia. My brother and I had just finished cutting a field of hay and were enjoying the evening meal under the shade of an elm tree. He went down for water by the creek and when he was gone, I took a bowl that was filled with delicious plum pudding and placed into it, not one, but two large pieces of sheep sh*t. When he returned I encouraged him to taste the plum pudding... And as sure as Im standing before you, he did! He ate it all. Sh*t Pudding!

Edwards:
You got your brother to eat sheep dung. That is a very interesting story.

Hunt:
Tell him the ending, that's the best part.

Higgins:
Oh yeah. To be perfectly honest with you sir, I have no brother. It was me. I ate sheep sh*t! Swear to God.

Edwards:
Clever twist there on the ending.