Dogma1999

Bethany:
McEnry is pretty far from Jersey, might I ask what brings you guys to illinois?

Jay:
Some f*** names John Hughs.

Bethany:
16 candels John Hughs?

Jay:
You know him too? That f***ing guy. Made this flick 16 candels right? Not bad it's got tits in it, but no bush. Of course Ebert over here don't give a sh*t about that stuff cause he's all in love with this John Hughs guy and rents every one of his movies. F***ing "Breakfast Club" all these stupid kids actually show up to detention, f***ing "Weired Science" where this one chick wants to take off her gear and get down, but aw no she don't cause it's a PG movie, and then theres "pretty in pink" which I can't watch with this tubby mutaf***er anymore, because everytime we get to the part where the red head hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbin like a little 8 year old with a skinned knee and sh*t. And nothing is worse then watching a fat man weap.