Dogma1999

Gun Salesman:
We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on.

Loki:
Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this...

Bartleby:
Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste, like.

Loki:
Easy for you to say. You get off light in razing. You got to stand there and read at Sodom and Gomorrah, I had to do all the work.

Bartleby:
What work did you do? You lit a few fires.

Loki:
I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference.

Bartleby:
Oh, yeah, I'm sure.

Loki:
Hey, you know, f*** you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.