American Beauty1999

Angela Hayes:
I'm serious. He just pulled down his pants and yanked it out. You know, like, "Say hello to Mr. Happy."

Playground Girl #1:
Gross.

Angela Hayes:
It wasn't gross. It was kinda cool.

Playground Girl #1:
So did you do it with him?

Angela Hayes:
Of course I did. He's like a really well known photographer. He shoots for "Elle" on like a regular basis. It would have been so majorly stupid of me to turn him down.

Playground Girl #2:
You are a total prostitute.

Angela Hayes:
Hey! That's how things really are. You just don't know 'cause you're this pampered little suburban chick.

Playground Girl #2:
So are you. You've only been in "Seventeen" once and you looked fat! So stop acting like you're goddamn Christy Turlington!

Angela Hayes:
C*nt! I am so sick of people taking their insecurities out on me.