Elf

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Director: Jon Favreau
Stars: Will Ferrell, James Caan, Zooey Deschanel, Mary Steenburgen, Edward Asner
Genre: Comedy, Family, Fantasy
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 95 minutes

Harry Connick Jr., whose original song "The Happy Elf" inspired this cheerful, animated Christmas special, provides the voice of a narrator straightening out a couple of misguided kids who think they've got Santa fooled about their naughty… more »



Buddy:
Who the heck are you?

Buddy:
No, you're not.

Buddy:
Well, if you're Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year?

Buddy:
Don't tell him what you want, he's a liar.

Buddy:
You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?

Buddy:
You sit on a throne of lies.

Buddy:
You're a fake.

Buddy:
Yes!

Buddy:
You stink.

Buddy:
You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.

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