EuroTrip2004

Cooper:
You still writing that guy? I thought that was for German class.

Scott:
At first it was, but we've become pretty good friends. He's actually a cool guy.

Cooper:
Scott, would ya listen to yourself? You met a ?cool guy" on the *Internet*. This is how these sexual predators work. First he's gonna want to arrange a meeting, then he's gonna kidnap you in the back of his van, then he's gonna make a wind chime out of your genitals.