Fight Club1999

Narrator:
Well, what do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you?

Tyler Durden:
C'mon, do me this one favor.

Narrator:
Why?

Tyler Durden:
Why? I don't know why; I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?

Narrator:
No, but that's a good thing.

Tyler Durden:
No, it is not. How much can you know about yourself, you've never been in a fight? I don't wanna die without any scars. So come on; hit me before I lose my nerve.

Narrator:
This is crazy.

Tyler Durden:
So go crazy. Let 'er rip.

Narrator:
I don't know about this.

Tyler Durden:
I don't either. Who gives a sh*t? No one's watching. What do you care?

Narrator:
Whoa, wait, this is crazy. You want me to hit you?

Tyler Durden:
That's right.

Narrator:
What, like in the face?

Tyler Durden:
Surprise me.

Narrator:
This is so f***ing stupid...

Tyler Durden:
Motherf***er! You hit me in the ear!

Narrator:
Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.

Tyler Durden:
Ow, Christ... why the ear, man?

Narrator:
Guess I f***ed it up...

Tyler Durden:
No, that was perfect!