George Carlin: Complaints and Grievances2001

George Carlin:
Here's another pack of jackoffs who ought to be strangled in front of their children. People who pay for inexpensive items with a credit card. You know? Folks, take my word for this, Raisinetts is NOT a major purchase. Get some f***ing cash together. No one should be paying the bank eighteen percent interest on Tic-Tacs. And you're holding up the f***ing line, too. Some dorky looking prick with a fanny pack waiting to be approved for a bag of Cheese Doodles. I need this like I need an infected scrotum. Get some f***ing money. Next guy in front of me that pays for Newsweek with a credit card is getting stabbed in the eyes!