George Carlin: Jammin' In New York

     

George Carlin: Jammin' In New York1992

Genre: Comedy, Documentary


George Carlin:
"In the unlikely event... " This is a very suspect phrase, especially coming, as it does, from an industry that is willing to lie about arrival and departure times. "In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure... " ROOF FLIES OFF! "An oxygen mask will drop down in front of you. Place the mask over your face and breathe normally." Well, I have no problem with that. I always breathe normally when I'm in a 600 mile-an-hour uncontrolled vertical dive. I also SH*T normally! RIGHT IN MY PANTS!

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