Goodbye 20002000

Angus Deayton:
Of course, it's fun and even traditional at this point to predict unlikely events about to change our world. I think we've all lived long enough to know the next twelve months will not be radically different from the last dozen. Politicians will lie, TV will titillate, newspapers will offer shock-horror, nobody will want to get up on Mondays and the burning hope of everlasting love and fantastic sex with someone that suddenly walks into your life and sweeps you off your feet will be the only thing that keeps you going from one day to the next. Oh, and of course Man United will once again run away with the Premiership.