Goodbye Girl1977

Paula McFadden:
You got problems? Take it up with the housing authority.

Elliot Garfield:
Don't hang up. Please, don't hang up. I don't have any more change, I'm soaked to the bone, and I have a very low threshold for disease. Look, I don't know what Tony told you, but he's got my money, I got a lease, and you've got the apartment. One of us got screwed. Let me rephrase that. We have to talk this out, and I am in no condition, financial or health-wise, to look for a hotel in the pouring rain. If there's any such thing as the 78th-street flu, I think I've got it.

Paula McFadden:
Why don't you take a shot at a convenient place?

Elliot Garfield:
Five minutes. That's all I'm asking. What is it? In about 30 seconds, we're going to get cut off. My number is 873-5261, it's a flooded booth on Amsterdam Avenue. If you have any compassion in your heart whatsoever... I'm trying to work it out, operator. Any compassion in your heart whatsoever, you'll call me at 873-5261. That number again is 873-52... oh, sh*t.