It's Pat

     

It's Pat1994

Genre: Comedy
It's Pat is a 1994 American comedy film directed by Adam Bernstein and starring Julia Sweeney, Dave Foley, Charles Rocket, and Kathy Griffin. The film was based on the Saturday Night Live (SNL) character Pat, created by Sweeney, an androgynous misf… more »


Pat Riley:
Howdy, Tippy!

Pat Riley:
Well I just thought I'd stop by and pick up a few personal items.

Pat Riley:
I just want to get a few toiletries. Uh, first of all, I need some protection...

Pat Riley:
...from underarm wetness. I'm never one to offend!

Pat Riley:
What am I, in a race? Whoa!

Pat Riley:
And I need a lubricant...

Pat Riley:
...for my eyes. They're drying up due to the pollen and dust in the air.

Pat Riley:
And I need some feminine napkins...

Pat Riley:
You never know when Aunt Wilma's gonna stop by for lunch!

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