Kill Bill: Vol. 12003

Buck:
Price is $75 a f***, my friend. You getting your freak on, or what?

Trucker:
Oh yeah, boy.

Buck:
Now here are the rules. Rule Number One: no punching her. The nurse comes in tomorrow and she got a shiner or less some teeth, jig's up. So, no knuckle sandwiches under no circumstances. And by the way, this little c*nt's a spitter. It's a motor-reflex thing. But spit or not, no punching. Now, are we absolutely, positively clear on Rule Number One?

Trucker:
Yeah.

Buck:
Good. Now, Rule Number Two: no monkey bites, and no hickeys. In fact, no leaving no marks of any kind on her. After that, it's all good, buddy. Now, her plumbing down there don't work no more, so feel free to come in her all you want. Keep the noise down, try not to make a mess. I'll be back in twenty.

Buck:
Oh, sh*t! By the way, not every time but sometimes this chick's cooch will get drier than a bucket of sand. If she's dry, just lube up with this,

Buck:
and you'll be good to go. Bon Appetite, good buddy.