Lee Evans: Wired and Wonderful - Live at Wembley

Lee Evans: Wired and Wonderful - Live at Wembley2002



Lee Evans:
Getting lost is the worst thing in the world, especially if you're with your wife. That's the nightmare. If you get lost with your wife you know it's gonna be a nightmare. Because you know when you hand your wife the map and you except her to turn into the Lombard rally with the helmet and goggles going, "Go! Go! Go! Left, right, straight ahead!" But they don't, you hand your wife the map and she'll go, "Where are we now?" "That's why I gave you the f***ing map!" "All right, all right! You got us lost! Christopher f***ing Columbus!" They then go, "Oh look, they have a Woolworths!" You f***ing...

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