Liar Liar

     

Liar Liar1997

Director: Tom Shadyac
Stars: Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney, Jennifer Tilly, Justin Cooper, Cary Elwes
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 87 minutes

Conniving attorney Fletcher Reede (Jim Carrey) is an ace in the courtroom, but his dishonesty and devotion to work ruin his relationships. His wife, Audrey (Maura Tierney), has left him for a more dependable man, and Fletcher often breaks the commit… more »


Fletcher:
Your honor, would the court be willing to grant me a short bathroom break?

Judge:
Can't it wait?

Fletcher:
Yes it can. But I've heard that if you hold it you could damage the prostate gland, making it very difficult to get an erection, or even become aroused!

Judge:
Is that true?

Fletcher:
It has to be!

Judge:
In that case I'd better take a quick break myself.

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