Liberty Heights1999

Nate Kurtzman:
The government doesn't know from sh*t. They integrate the golf courses in '51, and schools in '54. Where's their priorities?

Louie:
They integrated the cricket field in Clifton Park back in '50. Can't find a colored person who plays cricket.

Pete, Nate's Assistant:
I beg to differ. That was part of the separate but equal ruling. The coloreds could only play cricket on Tuesdays.

Louie:
You can't find a colored person who wants to play cricket on Tuesday, Wednesday, or Kiss-My-Tuchis-Day.

Charlie, Nate's Assistant:
For that matter, you can't find a white person who wants to play cricket. What is it with that game? It makes no sense. How many players do you need there? What do they use, a mallet or something?

Pete, Nate's Assistant:
Isn't that the one with the hoops?

Charlie, Nate's Assistant:
That's croquet.

Louie:
Nah, croquet is something you eat.

Nate Kurtzman:
Everything is something you eat.

Louie:
No, I saw it here on the menu.