Life of Brian1979

Pontius Pilate:
So, youw fawtha was a Woman. Who was he?

Brian:
He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrison.

Pontius Pilate:
What was his name?

Brian:
Nottius Maximus, sir.

Pontius Pilate:
Centuwion, do you have anyone in your gawwison by that name?

Centurion:
No, sir.

Pontius Pilate:
Well, you seem awfully suwe, have you checked?

Centurion:
I think it's a joke, sir. Sort of like... uh... Sillius Sodus, or Biggus Dickus.

Pontius Pilate:
What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? "

Centurion:
Its a joke name, sir.

Pontius Pilate:
I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome named "Biggus Dickus. "

Pontius Pilate:
WIGHT! THAT'S IT!

Centurion:
Oh, but sir...

Pontius Pilate:
No, no, no. I want him fighting weally, wild, wavish animals by the mowning!