Living in Oblivion1995

Tito:
Why does my character have to be a dwarf?

Nick:
He doesn't have to be.

Tito:
Then why is he? Is that the only way you can make this a dream, to put a dwarf in it?

Nick:
No, Tito, I...

Tito:
Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? Do you know anyone who's had a dream with a dwarf in it? No! I don't even have dreams with dwarves in them. The only place I've seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this! "Oh make it weird, put a dwarf in it!". Everyone will go "Woah, this must be a f***in' dream, there's a f***in' dwarf in it!". Well I'm sick of it! You can take this dream sequence and stick it up your ass!