Major Payne

Major Payne1995

Stars: Damon Wayans, Michael Ironside, Scott Bigelow, Joseph Blaire
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 95 minutes

Let's face facts here: You don't watch a movie like Major Payne for its artistic merit any more than you'd watch Schindler's List for its comedy. If you go in thinking otherwise, you're bucking for a disappointment. So it's a pleasant surprise to d… more »



Major Payne:
Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst.

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Try it.

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