Meet the Parents2000

Flight Attendant:
I'm sorry, sir, you're gonna have to check that.

Greg Focker:
I got it.

Flight Attendant:
No, I'm sorry, that bag won't fit.

Greg Focker:
No, no, I'm not - hey, I'm not checking my bag, okay?

Flight Attendant:
There's no need to raise your voice, sir.

Greg Focker:
I'm not raising my voice. THIS WOULD BE RAISING MY VOICE TO YOU, okay? I don't want to check my bag, okay? And, by the way, your airline? You SUCK at checking bags, okay, because I already did that once and you lost it, and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me, okay?

Flight Attendant:
Well, I can assure you that your bag will be placed safely below deck with the other luggage...

Greg Focker:
Oh, yeah? How do you know my bag will be safe below with the other luggage? Huh? Are you physically going to take my bag and put it beneath the plane? Are you going to go right now outside, with the guys with the earmuffs, and go put it in there?

Flight Attendant:
No...

Greg Focker:
No? Okay, then shut your piehole and listen to me when I say that I am FINISHED with the checking-of-the-bags CONVERSATION.