Monty Python and the Holy Grail

     

Monty Python and the Holy Grail1975

Director: Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones
Stars: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 91 minutes

Could this be the funniest movie ever made? By any rational measure of comedy, this medieval romp from the Monty Python troupe certainly belongs on the short list of candidates. According to Leonard Maltin's Movie & Video Guide, it's "recom… more »


King Arthur:
Old woman.

Dennis:
Man.

King Arthur:
Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?

Dennis:
I'm 37.

King Arthur:
What?

Dennis:
I'm 37. I'm not old.

King Arthur:
Well I can't just call you "man".

Dennis:
Well you could say "Dennis".

King Arthur:
I didn't know you were called Dennis.

Dennis:
Well you didn't bother to find out did you?

King Arthur:
I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...

Dennis:
What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.

King Arthur:
Well I am king.

Dennis:
Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

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