Monty Python and the Holy Grail1975

Bridgekeeper:
Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

Sir Lancelot:
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.

Bridgekeeper:
What... is your name?

Sir Lancelot:
My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.

Bridgekeeper:
What... is your quest?

Sir Lancelot:
To seek the Holy Grail.

Bridgekeeper:
What... is your favourite colour?

Sir Lancelot:
Blue.

Bridgekeeper:
Go on. Off you go.

Sir Lancelot:
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

Sir Robin:
That's easy.

Bridgekeeper:
Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

Sir Robin:
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.

Bridgekeeper:
What... is your name?

Sir Robin:
Sir Robin of Camelot.

Bridgekeeper:
What... is your quest?

Sir Robin:
To seek the Holy Grail.

Bridgekeeper:
What... is the capital of Assyria?

Sir Robin:
I don't know that.

Sir Robin:
Auuuuuuuugh.

Bridgekeeper:
Stop. What... is your name?

Galahad:
Sir Galahad of Camelot.

Bridgekeeper:
What... is your quest?

Galahad:
I seek the Grail.

Bridgekeeper:
What... is your favourite colour?

Galahad:
Blue. No, yel...

Galahad:
auuuuuuuugh.

Bridgekeeper:
Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?

King Arthur:
It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.

Bridgekeeper:
What... is your quest?

King Arthur:
To seek the Holy Grail.

Bridgekeeper:
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

King Arthur:
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

Bridgekeeper:
Huh? I... I don't know that.

Bridgekeeper:
Auuuuuuuugh.

Sir Bedevere:
How do know so much about swallows?

King Arthur:
Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.