Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Monty Python and the Holy Grail1975

Director: Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones
Stars: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 91 minutes

Could this be the funniest movie ever made? By any rational measure of comedy, this medieval romp from the Monty Python troupe certainly belongs on the short list of candidates. According to Leonard Maltin's Movie & Video Guide, it's "recom… more »



The Dead Collector:
Bring out yer dead.

Large Man with Dead Body:
Here's one.

The Dead Collector:
That'll be ninepence.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I'm not dead.

The Dead Collector:
What?

Large Man with Dead Body:
Nothing. There's your ninepence.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I'm not dead.

The Dead Collector:
'Ere, he says he's not dead.

Large Man with Dead Body:
Yes he is.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I'm not.

The Dead Collector:
He isn't.

Large Man with Dead Body:
Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I'm getting better.

Large Man with Dead Body:
No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.

The Dead Collector:
Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I don't want to go on the cart.

Large Man with Dead Body:
Oh, don't be such a baby.

The Dead Collector:
I can't take him.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I feel fine.

Large Man with Dead Body:
Oh, do me a favor.

The Dead Collector:
I can't.

Large Man with Dead Body:
Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

The Dead Collector:
I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.

Large Man with Dead Body:
Well, when's your next round?

The Dead Collector:
Thursday.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I think I'll go for a walk.

Large Man with Dead Body:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I feel happy. I feel happy.

Large Man with Dead Body:
Ah, thank you very much.

The Dead Collector:
Not at all. See you on Thursday.

Large Man with Dead Body:
Right.

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