Monty Python and the Holy Grail1975

The Dead Collector:
Bring out yer dead.

Large Man with Dead Body:
Here's one.

The Dead Collector:
That'll be ninepence.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I'm not dead.

The Dead Collector:
What?

Large Man with Dead Body:
Nothing. There's your ninepence.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I'm not dead.

The Dead Collector:
'Ere, he says he's not dead.

Large Man with Dead Body:
Yes he is.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I'm not.

The Dead Collector:
He isn't.

Large Man with Dead Body:
Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I'm getting better.

Large Man with Dead Body:
No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.

The Dead Collector:
Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I don't want to go on the cart.

Large Man with Dead Body:
Oh, don't be such a baby.

The Dead Collector:
I can't take him.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I feel fine.

Large Man with Dead Body:
Oh, do me a favor.

The Dead Collector:
I can't.

Large Man with Dead Body:
Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

The Dead Collector:
I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.

Large Man with Dead Body:
Well, when's your next round?

The Dead Collector:
Thursday.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I think I'll go for a walk.

Large Man with Dead Body:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
I feel happy. I feel happy.

Large Man with Dead Body:
Ah, thank you very much.

The Dead Collector:
Not at all. See you on Thursday.

Large Man with Dead Body:
Right.