Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Monty Python and the Holy Grail1975

Director: Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones
Stars: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 91 minutes

Could this be the funniest movie ever made? By any rational measure of comedy, this medieval romp from the Monty Python troupe certainly belongs on the short list of candidates. According to Leonard Maltin's Movie & Video Guide, it's "recom… more »



Sir Galahad:
Zoot!

Dingo:
No, I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo.

Dingo:
Where are you going?

Sir Galahad:
I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!

Dingo:
No, oh no! Bad, bad Zoot!

Sir Galahad:
What is it?

Dingo:
She has been setting a light to our beacon, which, I've just remembered, is Grail shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.

Sir Galahad:
It's not the real Grail?

Dingo:
Oh, wicked, bad, naught evil Zoot! Oh, she is a bad person, and she must pay the penalty!

Dingo:
Do you think this scene should have been cut? We were so worried when the boys were writing it, but now we're glad! It's better than some of the previous scenes I think.

Left Head:
Our was better visually.

Dennis:
Ours was committed, it wasn't just a string of p*ssy jokes.

Bridgekeeper:
Get on with it.

Tim:
Yes! Get on with it!

Dingo:
Oh, thank you, thank you!

God:
Get on with it!

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