My Big Fat Greek Wedding2002

Aunt Voula:
Nikki, how come you no come to curl-a my hairs this morning?

Nikki:
Ma! I had to drop Dimos at work. And now, I gotta go open the travel agency, because, you know, some jag-off and his big-ass girlfriend are too busy.

Angelo:
Ma! Tell her I open up the dry cleaners every day, and I think it's about time she did something for a change.

Nikki:
Excuse me? Do you know who's at the dry cleaner this morning? My husband is at the dry cleaner!

Angelo:
You're always at the beauty parlor, with your nails and your hair and everything.

Nikki:
Don't you talk about my hair! You are so lazy! You and your big-ass girlfriend do nothing!

Angelo:
Did somebody sit on your hair? I mean, it looks a little flat there.

Nikki:
Angelo... bite me!

Aunt Voula:
Disgusting! Be a lady!