'Allo 'Allo!1982

Captain Hans Geering:
[Hans was last seen being catapulted over the fence of a German POW camp, disguised as a British airman. Now, the Colonel and the others are picking up a suspicious transmission on the radio in Lieutenant Gruber's tank] Hello? Hello? Hello?

Colonel Kurt von Strohm:
This is Colonel Von Strohm. Whose talking?

Captain Hans Geering:
Captain Hans Geering!

Colonel Kurt von Strohm:
Hans! Thank heavens you're safe! What happened to you?

Captain Hans Geering:
Um... The resistance took me away.

Colonel Kurt von Strohm:
[to Rene and the others] He's in the hands of the resistance. They'll be wanting a ransom. [Into the microphone] Hans, can you give us your present position?

Captain Hans Geering:
Uh... In the markets, overlooking Picadilly Circus [several corroborating background noises follow]

Colonel Kurt von Strohm:
What happened?

Captain Hans Geering:
I'm afraid the war is over for me, Colonel. The resistance mistook me for a British airman and sent me back to England.

Colonel Kurt von Strohm:
Then you must escape and get back here, as soon as possible!

Captain Hans Geering:
Um... That will not be easy, Colonel. You see, I do not have my spectacles.

Colonel Kurt von Strohm:
Hans, what am I going to tell the general?

Captain Hans Geering:
Well, um... tell him that the food is very good and the British think they're going to win. Over and out!

Colonel Kurt von Strohm:
Hans? Hans? [Stands fiddling with the radio knobs, but doesn't get a reply] Hans! [Realizing that his friend is gone for good] Hans... [credits roll]